Friday, January 11, 2008

How you know your guy is prettier than you are......

....When every gay man you meet asks if he is single!!!



NO JOKE!!! my boy is so pretty that gay man don't care if he is straight, single, taken, married...they are determined to win him over!

Examples to support:

Mike and I go to vegas and wait for hours to get into club tao...which was way crowded and overpriced....but hey, you got to have that vegas experience I guess. While we were obviously very involved with each other dancing, A HUGE guy reaches into mike's pockets.....Thinking we are getting robbed, we both freeze!! Nope, this guy just wanted to let mike know that he was definitely digging him by reaching into his pants!!!!! ok, just to get things straight, if it were a chick, I sure as hell would defend my turf....but this guy was a monster!!! he grinned at me, waved his hand and skipped off!!!

This is the most extreme example of the men and women i have to fight off to keep my boy.....but this is exhausting, I have never had to fight with both sexes!!! I should have picked up an UGO, at least then I wont have to worry about EVERYONE hitting on him.

3 comments:

Crystal said...

Haha! That is sooo funny! You've got competition coming from all sides :)

Alicia said...

To funny! Yah you gotta watch out her in Vegas the locals are crazy! Post a picture of him girl! I have never even seen him! You should call when you can next time you are in town.

Anonymous said...

Somehow I forgot about your blog! what the crap! I love it and the way your words kind of summarize everything with a nice flow. Sounds like your holidays were great. I cant wait for Mexico pics!